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worb:

to stop kids from doing drugs they should just give the drugs less cool names

if ecstasy was called “moist curdle” i can assure you that nobody would be interested in trying it

rocksymom:

Home is where your wi-fi connects automatically.

gumiappendsweet:

my favorite thing about european history is that henry viii started his own religion just so he could divorce his wife

congrats to all of us for being the first generation to grow up online

baelor:

amoying:

imagine if trees gave off wifi signals, we would be planting so many trees and we’d probably save the planet too

too bad they only produce the oxygen we breathe

gaywhitesweater2:

gaywhitesweater:

do you ever look at people’s urls and whisper “you don’t deserve it.”

liesacoll:

Not enjoying waking up alone

kurdtkocaine:

so my brother was doing something weird in the front yard in his underwear???

and the next thing i know……